What would Joe D do?

Harvey Araton of the NY Times reports that...stop the presses...Derek Jeter is a thief!

Okay, it's not a big deal, but at the time of the old Stadium's closing, Araton told Jeter he knew what he had taken as a souvenir. Jeter quickly shushed him. An evil genius mind was at work.

But now it's out the open. Jeter's pilfered souvenir? The sign with Joe DiMaggio's quote - "I want to thank the Good Lord for making me a Yankee" that hung in the runway between the Yankees clubhouse and dugout.

Oh, and Jeter took one or two other things..but he's not saying. Evil genius.