Clemens Excerpt - Read with Caution

You might possibly want a barf bag handy before you read this excerpt from Joe Torre's book, "The Yankee Years". (tip of the hat to FanIQ for this one).

Roger Clemens would come out of an extremely hot whirlpool, that in the words of assistant trainer Steve Donahue, he looked like a lobster. And then....(brace yourself)...

Then Donahue would rub the hottest possible liniment on his testicles.

“He’d start snorting like a bull,” the trainer said. “That’s when he was ready to pitch.”

Head between your legs, take nice slow deep breaths and the nausea will subside.