New Year's is a time for resolutions. We think these are some of the ones the Yankees family came up with this year.
I will not "Vogue" while play third base.
If we make the playoffs, I'll get more than 2 hits. Either way I'll have fun out there.
I will leave some of the post game spread for my teammates.
I will stay off the disabled list.
I will not refer to CC Sabathia as Chubby Checkers or Coca Cola. Anyone know what rhymes with Teixeira?
I won't lie to the media about injuries. Last week Brian Bruney got a paper cut reading the Sunday paper. I don't know any more, I swear. Get off my back.
I will try to cut down on how much I use the word "process". It will take some doing though, because it is a process. Damn.
If I'm not traded, I promise to eat more low fat foods and get more than 2 hits a month.
I'll cut down on losing tie games.
I will appear on the post-game show.
I will be consistent.
I'll date Marissa Miller.
I won't pose as a car salesman.
I'll continue to make every ball sound like it's hit to the warning track.
I'll continue to use street terms. Are you down with that?
I won't laugh at everything Paul O'Neill and Al Leiter say.
I will not cry at opening day's first pitch.
I will try not to be so white bread. Pass the mayo.
I will be a Yankee.
I will say something outrageous at least once. Look ma, top of the world!!! See?
I will have a Paul O'Neill day at the new Stadium.
The New Yankee Stadium
I'll watch the Yankees raise the World Series championship banner on opening day, 2010. Okay, that's next year, but you catch my drift.