Friday, May 16, 2008

Don't Read if You've Just Eaten

This is a sure fire diet that will be bigger than South Beach, Pritikin, or anything Dr. Phil can crank out. Just read the following just before you are about to eat.

Jason Giambi likes gold lamé thong underwear, especially when he's in a slump. The Giambino told Portfolio Magazine his hidden secret to overcome those nasty curve balls (no pun intended).
"I only put it on when I'm desperate to get out of a big slump," he confides.

Over Giambi's checkered career in the Bronx, he has left the "golden thong" in the lockers of slumping teammates Derek Jeter, Bernie Williams, Johnny Damon, Robin Ventura, and Robinson Cano. "All of them wore it and got hits," he reports. "The thong works every time."
If that doesn't make you lose your appetite nothing will.

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