Got 10 Grand Laying Around?

If you do have that money under your mattress or taking up room in the Caymans, you can be manning the hot corner at Yankee Stadium, or squatting behind home plate, or digging in against a major league fastball. No, the money is not to pay for some hallucinogenic drug. $10,000 will enable you and 29 other people who have that tip money laying around to participate in a fantasy camp at Yankee Stadium.

That's right, on either August 4 or 5, you can attend the Yankees Alumni fantasy camp right in the incredible confines of Yankee Stadium. Have we told you it's 10 GRAND?

So while the Yankees pocket 300 grand, you get to mingle with the likes of Goose Gossage, Ron Guidry, Bucky Dent, Mickey Rivers, Homer Bush, Graeme Lloyd, Pat Kelly, John Flaherty, Jeff Nelson, Ron Blomberg, Johnny Blanchard, Jesse Barfield, and Tim Raines.

Oh and you even get to meet Mr. Fivehead himself, Michael Kay. Now that's not a bad collection of talent. A Hall of Fame member (Gossage), a pitcher who had one of the greatest single seasons in baseball history (Guidry), another potential famer (Raines), a member of the '61 Yankees (Blanchard), and Bucky "Fucking" Dent".

No Reggie, Winfield, Whitey, Yogi..okay you get the idea. But still not a bad collection. Oh, one other thing. You must be at least 30, so all of you spoiled brats who were already counting on taking Dad's Beamer to the Bronx, you're out of luck.

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