Ozzie Guillen's in Love

This is quickly making its way around the Internet. White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen, never afraid to speak his mind (what there is of it), is in love with Derek Jeter. No, really. This is what Guillen told the Sun-Times' Joe Cowley (no, not that Joe Cowley), with an assist from PeteAbe.

”Derek Jeter has everything in his life. ‘He’s got money, he’s got rings. … He’s not married. He lives in New York. At the All-Star Game, I looked around to see if he’s got anything I don’t like. Whoa. The perfect man. Too bad I don’t have a daughter.”

Um, okay.