Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Wanted: Rotund Pitcher

Bartolo Colon is scheduled to make a rehab start tomorrow night for the White Sox Triple-A club, the Charlotte Knights. One problem, no one knows where the big guy is. GM Kenny Williams can't even get a hold of Colon's agent.

Hopefully all is well, but let's face it, someone of Colon's "stature" is hard to lose. Perhaps he was catching Jacko's funeral and isn't back yet. If you see him, approach cautiously with cheeseburger and notify the White Sox front office.

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