Okay, the deal is now official. Lance Berkman is now a Yankee. Which means John Sterling is concocting his new home run calls.
Let's see, in addition to the post title...
"Berkman really lanced that one!"
"Berk-man made it work-man"
"Oh Lance, look it him dance"
"Berkman is Lancing with the stars"
"Oh Puma, to the moona"
All right those are really horrible...which means John Sterling may use one of them.