Yes, This is Joe Torre, I'd like to speak to Mantlemurcer

I am finally having influence in high places. I've wanted Abreu moved to the 7th spot in the order. I suggested it back on April 30, but it has taken Joe this long to listen. They also got Clemens..hmmm, maybe Brian Cashman really is reading this. And wait, they've started using Farnsworth too. This is getting spooky now.

Hmm..however Mientkiewicz is still playing. Have to work harder on that one.

Now if I can only use my influence on the lottery number selections.

Here is the new look lineup for tonight:

Damon CF
Jeter SS
Giambi DH
Rodriguez 3B
Matsui LF
Posada C
Abreu RF
Cano 2B
Mientkiewicz 1B
Pettitte LHP