Phil Coke is not the Real Thing

No fans were injured in the making of this rain delay.

If you're a Yankees reliever not named Rivera or Hughes, I don't trust you.

Phil Coke quickly lost tonight's game in the bottom of the 9th after Nick Swisher's 2-out home run tied it in the top of the 9th. Coke gave up the game winning hit to defensive specialist DeWayne Wise. You know what defensive specialist means? Can't hit for shit.