Thursday, October 1, 2009
Friday, March 6, 2009
Jeter's Top 10
Top 10 reasons to watch the World Baseball Classic:
10. Jimmy Rollins: "Due to economic crisis, we all have to share same pair of pants."
9. Curtis Granderson: "Japan has one of them crazy robot shortstops."
8. Dustin Pedroia: "Because it's an international event, our right fielder is Secretary of State Hillary Clinton."
7. Chipper Jones: "The winning team plays Neptune in the Galactic Baseball Classic."
6. Roy Oswalt: "It's fascinating seeing how players from other countries scratch themselves."
5. Adam Dunn: "You'll be part of a cherished baseball tradition dating all the way back to 2006." (Letterman added: "Oh, the stories they can tell.")
4. Ryan Braun: "Because of the metric system, games will be 6.83 innings."
3. Kevin Youkilis: "Before each game, get to sit through 30 different national anthems."
2. David Wright: "Australia's secret weapon: a fastball-throwing kangaroo."
1. Derek Jeter: "What else are you going to watch, hockey?"
Oswalt definitely got the best one. You can also watch the Top 10 on Letterman's website.
Tuesday, February 10, 2009
Letterman Checks In
David Letterman hit one out of the park last night with his Top 10 list. But you can judge for yourself."Top Ten Messages left on Alex Rodriguez's Answering Machine."
10. "Hey, it's Mark McGwire. Want to get together this week and not talk about the past?"
9. "Joe Torre here -- thanks for helping book sales."
8. "Could you find a steroid that keeps you from choking in the playoffs?"
7. "Are you worried this will taint all the championships you didn't win?"
6. "It's Bernie Madoff. Nice try but I'm still the most hated man in New York."
5. "Michael Phelps here. Got any snacks?"
4. "This is Sammy Sosa. Just pretend you don't speak English."
3. "Michael Phelps again. Did I call you or did you call me?"
2. "Hey, it's Rod Blagojevich -- I'll say you're innocent, if you say I am."
1. "It's Madonna. You got a phone number for Jeter?"
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