Thursday, August 21, 2008

Break a Leg

It's official, Carl Pavano is going to start for the Yankees this Saturday in Baltimore. Betting in Las Vegas should be on the rise.

Reasons Pavano could still be scratched:

Hangnail 1:3
Cold 1:1
Toe Fungus 2:1
Dandruff 4:1
Genital Warts 6:1
Diarrhea 10:1
Reuniting with Alyssa Milano 500:1
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2 comments:

  1. AnonymousAugust 22, 2008 at 6:18 AM

    Cheer up.
    Maybe our Glassman has evoluted to Chemically strengthened glass.
    Now what's the betting ratio of "Attacked by an oriole in the parking lot" again?

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  2. AnonymousAugust 22, 2008 at 8:20 AM

    A player or the bird?

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