Showing posts with label Fox Sports Sucks. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Fox Sports Sucks. Show all posts

Wednesday, July 14, 2010

10 Ways to Improve the All-Star Experience


It may count for something, but the annual MLB All-Star game has become a snoozefest. That was evident in Tuesday night's 3-1 victory by the National League, which ended the American League's 13 game winning streak. The active career home run leader (Alex Rodriguez) didn't even get in the game.

Here are 10 ways to improve the All-Star festivities, in no particular order and off the top of my head:

1. Get rid of the game all together. Okay maybe that's not what MLB would have in mind. How about making the game affordable for the average fan. There were plenty of empty seats in the upper tier in Anaheim last night. Bad economy Bud. C'mon!

2. Not my original idea, but get players who didn't make either team into the home run derby. The NBA does it with their dunk and 3-pt contests- it's good marketing for the league and players. Mark Reynolds, Adam Dunn, etc. could have put on quite a show.

3. Have no games the entire week, Monday thru Friday. Yeah, it would make the season slightly longer (God forbid they reduced the 162 game schedule so they're not playing the World Series at Thanksgiving.), but then maybe pitchers who go on Sunday can pitch in the game. Move the game to Wednesday so there are 2 days off before and after.

4. Stop the nonsense with the "This time it counts". The All-Star game should never have an impact on home field advantage for the World Series. It's even worse than when the AL and NL cities were alternated every year for home field. A team's record should be the only thing that ever matters.

5. Why stop at one player from each side for free substitution? It's an exhibition, remember? Why not have the ability to have every position player re-enter once?

6. Have a skills competition. Yeah, there's a risk of injury, but there is in the game itself. Timed running the bases. Catchers trying to hit a target at 2nd base. And so on.

7. Don't make us listen to Joe Buck and Tim McCarver during the game. Don't make us listen to Chis Berman during the HR derby. Perhaps this should be the #1 way to improve things. Hmmm.

8. Get rid of the final vote. Seriously, the roster is already huge and the player/team campaigns are embarrassing (though Nick Swisher's was funny as well.). If the fans, players, and manager didn't pick or vote you in originally, you probably don't belong. Except if you're Joey Votto, though what an idiot you turned out to be.

9. Get rid of the pitcher batting in the NL parks. Why waste a player just to pinch-hit? Plus if a team has a really good offensive inning, why should they (the AL specifically) send their pitcher up there or be forced to remove him. Of course, the DH should be in all of baseball, but that's a rant for another time.

10. You want the players to really care and go all out. Money. That's what it is all about. Give the winning team $20,000 per man, half of which goes to a good cause for each player. And don't tell me you don't have the money Bud. Hmm, I applied for a job in the commissioner's office. Perhaps I should delete this. Nah.

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Hey Now Your'e An All-Star


So after sitting through part or all, or none for that matter, of last night's horrendous HR Derby, tonight Fox will do it's best to ruin an easy to ruin event - the All-Star game. The game is dull no matter how you slice it, but when you add the idiots from Fox to the mix, it's barely tolerable.

Derek Jeter, Mark Teixeira, Mariano Rivera, David Wright, and K-Rod are the locals involved, with all the on-closers starting at their respective positions. Marc Carig of the Star Ledger has a nice feature in today's paper on Jeter's longevity and making the All-Star team at 35, which Jeter considers young.

If you remember last year, big mouth Jon Papelbon caused controversy by saying that he, not Mo, should pitch the 9th inning in the game. This year, Pap has wised up and said Mo is da man.

"To me, there's no doubt in my mind that Mo should close," Papelbon said. "Do I want to close? Of course. Am I going to get to? Probably not. I'm going to go into (manager) Joe Maddon's office and say, 'When you want me, I'll be in the bullpen ready to pitch.'"

Rivera laughed after being told of Papelbon's comment.

"Jonathan is a great guy," Rivera said. "He has his own mind, but he means well."

Starting lineups for tonight:

AL - Evan Longoria was scratched due to a finger infection, so the lineup may change

RF Ichiro
SS Derek Jeter
C Joe Mauer
1B Mark Teixeira
LF Jason Bay
CF Josh Hamilton
3B Michael Young
2B Aaron Hill
P Roy Halladay


NL

SS Hanley Ramirez
2B Chase Utley
1B Albert Pujols
RF Ryan Braun
LF Raul Ibanez
3B David Wright
CF Shane Victorino
C Yadier Molina
P Tim Lincecum

Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Fox Sports Sucks

How do they manage to do such a lousy production job time and time again? The parade, which admittedly is difficult to cover, was incredibly boring. Throwing a couple of blonde bimbos out there (yeah, we caught A-Rod's "smoking hot") didn't help.

Then it came time for the All-Star game introduction. The miking was horrible- the crowd noise was barely audible, which meant you couldn't appreciate the huge ovations received by Yankees players, current and former.

Fox Sports Sucks

How do they manage to do such a lousy production job time and time again? The parade, which admittedly is difficult to cover, was incredibly boring. Throwing a couple of blonde bimbos out there (yeah, we caught A-Rod's "smoking hot") didn't help.

Then it came time for the All-Star game introduction. The miking was horrible- the crowd noise was barely audible, which meant you couldn't appreciate the huge ovations received by Yankees players, current and former.