
We can visualize the
TV ads.
Texas Rangers owner
Tom Hicks sitting atop a bull with a cowboy hat perched upon his head. The dialogue would be something like,
"Having trouble with your offense? Can't hit the ball out of the park? Leaving runners stranded? C'mon down to Tom Hicks' Texas Rangers Offensive Outlet in Arlington. We've got all the pitchers you can hit. Lefties, righties, it don't matter. Your offense will spring back to life."The
Detroit Tigers took Hicks up on his offer last night. Though their offense had already been steadily improving since that 0-7 start, they used an 11-run 6th inning last night to paste the
Rangers, 19-6. A score like that sends fantasy enthusiasts scrambling for a box score. The big winner was whomever has
Carlos Guillen. The new 3rd Baseman drove in 5 runs, while is switcheroo counterpart
Miguel Cabrera cracked a 3-run homer. The Rangers have allowed 59 runs during their current 6-game losing streak.
The
Angels got over their
Fenway hex to snap the
Red Sox 6-game winning streak, 6-4.
Gary Matthews Jr. slugged a pair of solo home runs and
Casey Kotchman added his 6th of the year.
Dice-K was the lastest
Red Sox hit by the flu and was scratched from his start in favor of
Jon Lester.
Big Papi continued to break out of his slump (9 for his last 22) with his 3rd home run, raising his average to .188.
The
Rays dropped the
Blue Jays into the
AL East basement with a 5-3 win.
Jason Hammel outpitched
Roy Halliday who threw his 3rd straight complete game. When Halladay breaks down, will
John Gibbons finally get the message not to overuse his ace?
Mike Sweeney homered and drove in 2 runs, and
Chad Gaudin threw 7 scoreless innings in the
A's 3-0 shutout of the
Twins.
It was Sweeney's first home run not in a
Kansas City uniform.
The
Orioles rallied from a 2-0 deficit to beat the
Mariners 3-2.
Nick Markakis' ground out tied the game in the 6th and his home run in the 8th was the game winner.
Daniel Cabrera was on his game, allowing 5 hits and no walks in 8 innings.
The
Indians and
Royals were rained out and will be playing a twinbill today.

The
Atlanta Braves had a 5-game winning streak. Then they hosted the
Florida Marlins. The
NL East leaders dropped the
Braves for the second straight game, 7-2.
Mike Jacobs and
Hanley Ramirez each hit their 7th home runs of the season, and
Adam Miller won his first game as a Marlin.
The
Cubs and
Rockies played a see-saw match in
Colorado. The Cubs blew a 3-0 lead, rallied from a 5-4 deficit, blew a 6-5 lead, and then finally won in 10 on
Ryan Theriot's 2nd hit of the game. The Cubs offense is out of control. The Rangers should be glad they aren't playing them. Just take a look at the averages of the starting eight.
CF Reed Johnson .311SS Ryan Theriot .3381B Derek Lee .3783B Aramis Ramirez .280RF Kosuke Fukudome .351LF Mark DeRosa .292 C Geovany Soto .3532B Ronny Cedeno .375The
Pirates came back from a 4-0 deficit to beat the
Cardinals 7-4.
Doug Mientkiewicz delivered a pinch-hit 2-run single in the game winning 3-run rally in the 8th inning.
Bengie Molina homered off
Trevor Hoffman to tie the game in the 9th and the
Giants went on to beat the
Padres 3-2 in13 innings.
Fred Lewis and
Aaron Rowand each singled in a run in the winning inning (nice rhyme).
The
Mets had the anecdote for a 3-game losing streak,
Johan Santana on the mound. The
Mets ace went 7 innings to earn the win in a 7-2 Mets victory over the
Nationals.
The
Brewers blew a 3-0 lead, but
Prince Fielder saved the day with his second 2-run home run of the day as the
Brew Crew beat the
Phillies 5-4.
Chase Utley homered for the 6th time in 7 games for the
Phillies and hot starting
Pat Burrell added his 8th.
Dan Haren had his first poor outing in a
Diamondbacks uniform as the
Dodgers beat the
Diamondbacks 8-3.
James Loney and
Chin-Lung Hu drove in 2 runs each.
News and Notes
Curtis Granderson made a fine return to the
Detroit lineup yesterday. The centerfielder went 2-4 with 2 RBI, 2 walks, and 3 runs scored.
There was a rumor yesterday that
Frank Thomas had returned to the
Oakland A's whom he played for in 2006. But the
Big Hurt put a halt to things when he received interest from an unnamed second team.
UPDATE 4/24 2:07 PM EDT - Frank Thomas has indeed returned to the A's. No word on who the mystery team was that supposedly came into play. Does this mean Mike Sweeney's days in Oakland are numbered?