Red Sox Titles are Tainted

What? You thought we were going to let you off the hook? We heard all the nonsense when Clemens, Pettitte, Knoblauch, etc. were caught with their pants down (oh no, images of Clemens and Steve Donahue again).

So now it's Manny's turn to come out of the closet labratory. So yes, your titles are as tainted as ours. We're sure you'll deny that Manny ever did PEDs when a member of the Red Sox. Yeah, okay.

Just wait until more Red Sox are revealed over time. Time to make you suffer anew.

Breaking News: Manny Suspended for PED!

The LA Times is reporting that Manny Ramirez will be suspended by MLB for the use of performance enhancing drugs. The 50 game suspension most likely will begin with tonight's game.

Ramirez becomes, by far, the highest profile file player to be hit with a suspension. The Times reports that Ramirez will blame the medication he was given for a personal issue.

Right off the bat, we're wondering what effect this might have when it comes time to vote Manny into the Hall of Fame. There's no reason not to think he's been using a performance enhancing drug all along.

Ramirez will not be eligible to return until July 3.