Break a Leg

It's official, Carl Pavano is going to start for the Yankees this Saturday in Baltimore. Betting in Las Vegas should be on the rise.

Reasons Pavano could still be scratched:

Hangnail 1:3
Cold 1:1
Toe Fungus 2:1
Dandruff 4:1
Genital Warts 6:1
Diarrhea 10:1
Reuniting with Alyssa Milano 500:1